I think if everyone had a puppy or a parrot, things would be calmer.

Unless, now that I think on it, they were migrant puppies and parrots.

Who don't even bark or squawk in English.

Son of a.....

And then I'd have to wait even longer to be Super-Sized at the MacD because some Third World parrot is screaming "Awk! Hot grill! Hot grill! Burn the bird! Burn the bird! Awk! Call a lawyer!"

Damned immigrant, welfare-sucking, liberal pets!

(Boy, that was easy. Thanks, dido6, for leaving the string open. Please e-mail me if someone starts a "Remember when women and minorities were property?" thread. That's really kickin' it Old School.)

(Ouch! Sorry. Bit my tongue. Planted firmly in my cheek.)