I sit down to pee-but only when I have to do #1 AND #2 at the same time - and I'm too darn lazy to do the "musical chairs" standing - then sitting down business.Seems really stupid to assume two different postures when you gotta do both. I have - I'de guess - an average sized weiner (EEEEEWWWWWWW! NA-STY!!!) - and I'm not afraid to admit that. I don't lie to impress people because - well, the size of one's picnic frank really ranks as a footnote to me in the "things to be proud of" list. It's not like at your funeral they'll be saying "Well - he never really accomplished anything particularly substantial with his life - and most of the time the guy was a grumpy bastard anyway - BUT HEY - HE HAD AN ENORMOUS CROTCH FREAK! THE DUDES TUBE STEAK WAS ROCKIN BABY! THE GUY HAD A LAP DRAGON LIKE YOU WOULDN"T BELIEVE!!!" Come on people - reeeaaaallllyyyyy...LOL :)