There are a number of people here that I'd love to meet. Of course, the location of the convention would be critical to generating attendance. So would the ability to demonstrate products and attend classes. We could have a 'nekkid Vicky' costume ball. Everyone could wear NVIATWAS styled outfits while wearing a Vicky or Mike face (printed on a paper bag to ensure anonymity for those who might be a bit shy) in a big ballroom set to look like a temple. I suppose the truly shy people could come dressed as Dork or Possette.

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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