2 things-

1. I do believe the Napoleon bit about target practice was later proved to be wrong (but, like the bit about Eskimos having 50-odd words for snow..they don't, just 2..in the air, and on the ground..it just won't die..;) I think it was proved that a Muslim leader in Egypt had the Sphinx defaced a coupla centuries prior to the French showing up..(at least that's what the History Channel has said..;) Gentlemen, 38 centuries look down upon you..;) neither here nor there..;)
2. I know someone with more skills than me can do the following. In the Victorian, Pre-Raphaelite times, there were several paintings of faeries (faes, feos, whatever..;), and the technique for getting around this was just to delete (or not paint) the nipple. Just 2 flesh-colored 'bumps'..look at the 'White Rock girl', and some things like that. Seems someone could come up with a morph/texture combo that would do that, and you get to make fairy pictures, the TOS isn't violated (you can cite the pre-Raphaelites..;), and everyone's happy. Any takers?

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)