:D That was fascinating. And I do agree about the name thing. We're born with them (in a manner of speaking), and isn't really nice to laugh at. :) What do you think of 'Smut-An Anatomy of Dirt' as a title? I'd read this book years ago and never figured it out because chunks of it, for some reason known only to the author Christian Enzenberger, were in German and some other language, I think.