Phineas Blowhardy? As Twain said, we will draw the curtain of charity over that, along with Mr. Earwig, Great Expectorations, and 'please sir, give me spore.' No word on whether Mr. Mucus is doing personal photo-ops. Speedy Alka Seltzer would never make it today's showbiz. A good contest idea though--do your own drug commercial--must feature roiling anatomical setting and at least one loathsome/cute 3D malady. Commmodore Cootie and Lt. Louse aboard HMS Pediculi...

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