lol crash is lieutenant :P she was dooms drill instructor ... (character description of one of those q3 magazines) Crash: MAGGOT! WHY U ARE WATCHIN MY BOOB PLATE! DONT LOOK AT MY BOOBS! VIEW STRAIGHT AHEAD!.....little horny bastard GENTLEMAN,MY WEAPONS ARE DIRTY,CAUSE I HAVE NO TIME TO CLEAN EM!TO MUCH WORK...TO MUCH ENEMYS TO KILL...DEATH IS MY BUISNESS....AND I EARN PRETTY GOOD WITH IT! RECRUITS!YOURE LUCKY TODAY... SOMEONE OF YOU WOULD BE CHOSEN TODAY TO CLEAN MY BOOTS! THE ONLY THING U HAVE TO DO IS TO MAKE THE OBSTICLE COURSE IN LESS THAN 2 MINUTES,THE LAST 3 RECRUITS OBTAIN 2 MONTH BUNKER!AT THE END OF THIS DAY,U WILL EATING DANGER,AND CRAPPING VICTORY! MAGGOT! WHY ARE U SCUM LOOKING AT MY PANTS? HA! I SEE! NEVER SAW SUCH A CUTE ASS THAN MINE!EYES STRAIGHT AHEAD,A**HOLE! GLEAM?? WHY DO U THINK I WEAR THIS HELMET....I HAVE A Q2STROGG WAR TRAUMA!