Thanks, glad y'all found it funny! Mostly I'm just amusing myself. :) These new remotes can do away with all that old fashioned one key equals one function limitation, by using meta buttons. For examples, hold down the 'complain complainers' button and the 'complain big boobs' and the 'Make NVIATWAS' button will direct you to Wyrmmasters store. The Irony button is actually a meta function, achieved using several buttons in sequence, such as the 'Leaving Forever' followed by the 'Make Clone' button. Another meta function is the 'Infinite Regression' complaint function. Multiple presses of the 'Compain Complainer' button will invoke this. For example, two presses will post a complaint about complaining about the complainers. Three presses will post a complaint about complaining about complaing about the complainers. Multiple presses in rapid succession will create a dizzying effect, much like the obsolete drink heavily. The Mod version doesn't have a 'heavy drinking' button, since we all know mods are already drunk with power. Clint, you need the new admin updated model; the 'Work at full speed x 2.' button is actually camoflage, making it look like you're working, while you actually are playing Quake 3. Regards- Lemurtek