Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of recreating the scene from Shrek, at the ball, but showing the way it would really be, you know, having the Troll/Ogre slobbering all over the place, etc, and not cute and cuddly like Shrek. And at some point the Troll would have to lose his temper and beat up the band because they start playing a Fleetwood Mac song. (There is no greater sin.) (PS In my language the word for troll and ogre is the same word). Stefan, what are you going to be doing with tubby/fatty? Does he have a name? A mission? A purpose? A release date? And please don't tell me he has a robotic eye!!!! I told you to start wearing an aluminium hat!!!!! Major Rice has just lost his robotic eye as we speak, lol, and maybe he will have a robotic mouth/jaw instead. Lol, and that thing on his chest, the implant!!!!! I will send you a picture later of my inspiration for Major Rice. (Robotic eyes and chest implants galore)

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