Lemurtek opened this issue on May 05, 2005 ยท 26 posts
Lemurtek posted Sat, 07 May 2005 at 3:59 AM
I'd just like to state for the record that any rumors of the Rendo Remote causing either it's user or their computers to explode are not true. We here at Lemurtek Heavy Industries test our products thoroughly, and we value our customers and would never release a product that would interfere with their buying more Lemurtek Heavy Industries products. Although instances of users being sucked into hyperdimensional wormholes, having their bodies turned inside out, and/or their sexual orientation/Breast Size Preference/Poser VS Daz stance inverted have been reported, we have determined this is merely a coincidence, and in no way can these unfortunate events be traced to using the Rendo Remotes. Regards- Lemurtek