Opening scene, the director's cut. Jar-Jar: Hot damn! Mesa gonna be a Jedi Knight. Anakin: (whine) But I'm the Chosen One. (pout) Master said so. (gropes Kenobi's ass) Obi Wan: Padawan! I sense a great disturbance in the Force. Qui Gon: That's not the Force, it's indigestion. Did I not tell you to stay away from the chili? Anakin: Aren't you supposed to be dead? Qui Gon: I got better. (draws lightsaber) Hands off my property, you shameless little Sith! Jar-Jar: Ooh! Mesa gotta baaad feeling about dis!