Ya fergot a couple; #1. If it don' fit in my pocket or wallet, keep it. A.K.A: Hold yr own damn purse. #1. Yes, the 3 Stooges ARE funny...get over it. #1. So are farts. & an addendum to #1; No, those pants don't make you look fat...all the chocolates & bonbons ya keep stuffin' yer face with make ya look fat.

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