#1. Believe it or not, we don't know when your time of the month is. We don't keep track either. It's up to you to tell us. #1. We're not going to remember the details of what happened to every single friend you've ever had. #1. We have no understanding of girl talk and why it takes so long to transmit all that information, especially in public when we want to go home. #1. Admit the fact that you do look at other men. #1. We are not and will never be your father. #1. Crying or batting your eye-lashes to get something you want pisses us off. #1. We are in touch with our feelings: happy, horny, hungry, and pissed off.