Man, I would never talk to my husband while he was having a poo... or expect him to talk to me either. Well, not unless it was really urgent, like, "Sweetheart, don't pull the flush, because I forgot to fix the top of the tank back on and..." crash "Whoops, too late!"

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"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan Shire