PHOTO FORUM NEWS FLASH: May 16th 2005 An ELITE force of military GRUNTS stationed at FORT SOCKAJUWIA, tried to SKIP out of BOOT camp early this morning, in an apparent AWOL (Absent WithOut Leave) attempt! The 5 members of the unit, known as the LI'L PIGGIES, made this statement through their lawyer "An Army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe." After this someone shouted "That's the fact JACK!" It is still unclear exactly WHAT these comments meant. YO...TOE!!!