I may be crazy, but in my surfing sites looking for files, I swear I saw a figure with his pants around his ankles in some promo image. Unfortunately I can't remember which site, or what it was that was being sold. So there must be some pants out there that do what you want.

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi