Welcome to Duloc, such a perfect town Here we have some rules, let us lay them down Don't make waves, stay in line And we'll get along fine Duloc is a perfect place Keep your feet off the grass Shine your shoes, wipe your...face Duloc is, Duloc is Duloc is a perfect place

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