I would write one for you, however, I haven't ever worked with cameras, and based on your instructions above, this is what I end up with. This is V3, with the camera selected and the changes to the dial parameters. The figure gets so close to the "screen" that it virtually disappears. That's why I suggested you writing up a tutorial :P

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi