With our current inventory of 45 subscription products and base don a one-month $12 subscription, including the popular David Giant Slayer, Daniel the Aeon Hero, Puck and Dodger's Scarecrow, EACH PRODUCT costs just over TWENTY-FIVE CENTS!!! (Specifically, 26 and 2/3 cents, but once we add the next item, 26.08 cents, and 25.5 each when we hit #47... and so on) Even if you don't keep up a subscription later, grab one NOW and get TONS of stuff for REALLY SUPER CHEAP!

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