Spoiled, spoiled people. 1 GHz AMD Athlon (Slot A) 324 MB RAM ~100 GB of disk on 5 drives (one an ancient 800 MB) Windows 2000 SP4 .NET Framework 2/Windows 98SE 17" Refurb Viewsonic 17GS 56K Dial-Up Poser 4 (works fine for my putzing around + I like Vicky sans memory hogging clothing anyway). Do I win a prize?

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken