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Subject: My wife gave birth in less time...

lemur01 opened this issue on Jun 09, 2005 ยท 13 posts


Bobasaur posted Fri, 10 June 2005 at 8:47 AM

My wife didn't use drugs either. I honestly think she forgot because she was so focused. Looking back it seems like such a waste of a trip to the hospital. I've heard real good things about demarol. ;-) ----- Actually I may have stunned my wife into forgetting about drugs. As labor progressed and contractions got closer, the nurse rolled a little stool in the room for the doctor to sit on and play "catch." I pointed to it and told my wife we ought to see if we could cut a little bit of the material off of it and put it in the baby book. I told her we could call it "The Doctors' Stool Sample." I think I hurt her with that one. For our non-Americans members: when you give a doctor a sample of your feces for medical tests, that's called a "stool sample." I don't know why. Regardless, that was a cruel time to be making puns. And that was a particularly atrocious pun. ;-)

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