{I sure hope none of you have kids over there. My kid did what? Hey. Don't blame me........} That's the American Mantra. "He didn't misbehave because we raised him badly, he got the idea from Jackass." "It's the fault of society for keeping our people down, he's just lashing out, it's only a phase." "I did not have sexual relations with that woman. Oral sex is not sex."