steveshanks: You can afford to eat gravel..?! When I was a lad there were eighteen of us and we all lived in a shoebox and had nowt to eat but grass (shades of Monty P). Talking of bread... many moons ago I was in HM Forces and went to Canada and USA for 12 months. It took about 15 minutes to order an egg an' bacon sarnie. "Do you want white bread... brown bread... rye bread... this bread... that bread.? Do you want your egg sunny side up... sunny side down... sideways... on a slight angle.? Do you want crispy bacon... soft bacon.. etc., etc. Whenever we ran short of money, we would buy one burger and milk shake between 3 of us and then fill a plate each with the lettuce, salad and garnish from the side tables.

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