This easter-egg has always been a problem. Sometimes it works, other times not. They knew about it when they were making 5.5 but I think maybe they're leaving it till version 6 is built.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...