Attached Link: No Font for you!

This was one of my faves, because it was a satire on one of my teacher in college. I was taking a typography class for my graphic design degree and she made us do all the assignments over and over without telling us how she wanted them done. So my wife called her the Text Nazi and made the joke that she was like the Soup Nazi on the Jerry Sienfeld show. GEORGE: Medium turkey chili. JERRY: Medium crab bisque. GEORGE: I didnt get any bread. JERRY: Just forget it. Let it go. GEORGE: Um, excuse me, I - I think you forgot my bread. SOUP NAZI: Bread -- $2 extra. GEORGE: $2? But everyone in front of me got free bread. SOUP NAZI: You want bread? GEORGE: Yes, please. SOUP NAZI: $3! GEORGE: What? SOUP NAZI: No soup for you! [snaps fingers] [cashier takes Georges soup and gives him back his money] I didn't show the image to the teacher but I did show it to the other students in the class and they thought it was very funny and appropriate for what she was doing. She only lasted 1 more semester at the college since I heard she got a poor evaluation.

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