For the older crowd: "You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay, or you can call me Johnny, but you's don't have to call me Johnson!" Gary. I added the extra "eee"s as a joke when I worked at Disney's Animal Kingdom. We couldn't properly pronounce many of the South African's names, and when I added the 3 eee's on my nematag, they actually pronounced them hard, (Gare-e-e!)which was pretty funny. It made a easy exclusive google search, and nick, so I kept it.

Way too many people take way too many things way too seriously.