Attached Link: http://www.morphography.uk.vu/errorpages/404.html

Okay, I'll play. Here's mine, with a little haiku to (hopefully) amuse the lost surfers. Anthony, the line of dots on yours means I have to scroll horizontally to see all the text. And did you mean "Best report this as another 404 error, Sarge", or is the patrolman French? :P