Laugh all you want, Pumeco! It means I get to plug my custom built left-hand electric guitar into my pc and use all the funky sound effects I got with Hit-Kit.........

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...