I feel your pain, wolf. But string theory is like intelligent design - there's no way to test it in the lab, no way to do experiments to confirm or disprove it. Even the equations that would be needed to check string theory are too complex to solve, or so I heard.

But, come to think of it, since string theory is too complicated to solve or prove, maybe intelligent design supporters could use it as further "evidence". Hmmmm.....

Hey, I'm just kidding!