***"Nor is there any that looks natural standing straight up (for use when Vick is doing a handstand)".***

That is where dynamic hair comes into it's own - try this with conforming or a prop.. and see how it looks.

The supreme irony of life is that hardly anyone gets out of it alive.
Robert A. Heinlein

11th Gen Intel(R) Core(TM) i9-11900K @ 3.50GHz   3.50 GHz
64.0 GB (63.9 GB usable)
Geforce RTX 3060 12 GB
Windows 11 Pro