Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: DAZ on the red carpet?

Jimdoria opened this issue on Sep 19, 2005 ยท 9 posts


Casette posted Tue, 20 September 2005 at 3:51 AM

Oh, its easy. That Tess Smith isnt a real person. Shes a DAZ3D character. They are testing the incoming POSERBRYCE4D, the character VICTORIA5INMENSUS with the pluging HOLO-RENDER and the python script ANIMATIONINREALLIFE. In a studio far away from there, a hamster wears a motion capture costume and the new interface SENDWHATYOUWANT reads the movements. They are just on the verse of releasing them... only they are thinking on the prices

-POSERBRYCE4D $0,00 - DOWNLOAD FOR FREE!! (only the 30 first seconds' release - Reg $850,000)
-VICTORIA5INMENSUS $500,00 (introductory sale! a $5 voucher that sometimes works)
-VICTORIA5INMENSUS ULTIMATE TEXTURE PACK $2,000 (with smell and swear add-on)
-HOLO-RENDER (with HOLO-PROJECTOR included) $9,999
-ANIMATIONINREALLIFE $0,00 (with a nice coupon code that you receive buying HOLO-RENDER. Sometimes works, sometimes not. If not works, you need to email DAZ3D to ask for that $38,000 in your VISA account)
-SENDWHATYOUWANT INTERFACE AND HAMSTER MOTION OUTFIT $459,999 On Sale until 09/30/05 (Reg $500,000)
-NICE HAMSTER $3,00 (hes cute)
-LESSONS TO TEACH YOU TO WEAR THE HAMSTER AND TO TEACH THE HAMSTER TO USE THE OUTFIT $ 319,000 monthly
-HAMSTERS BITES - call ER
-ASPIRINES $6,00

So is cheap to have your own Tess Smith and carry her to the next Emmy awards

Oh, damn. You need also to buy the DAZ Fantasy Wrap 2... or you want a SCANDAL ????

:P

Message edited on: 09/20/2005 03:55


CASETTE
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"Poser isn't a SOFTWARE... it's a RELIGION!"