My official title is "Network Planner", which sounds like I pick the crappy shows on TV. Actually, I work for MegaSoulessTelephone Corporation and my job involves planning and forecasting DSL use, and I get to tell engineers what to do, as in "Yo, dude, we need some more capacity over in Townsburg, VA". Then they get to work, and I go surf on Renderosity for awhile. Heh, heh. Pretty sweet deal. Don't tell my boss, OK?