Well all I can say is good riddance to Villainous Bedlamite or Criminally Insane (hardly difficult to work out who you are was it?) - or JoannielovesChachi or whatever your real name is, which you've conveniently left off your profile details. I would still much rather have an honest 'I like it' - or not. What I will have learnt is that someone has taken the time and trouble to tell me that they like my work - and that means a lot more to me than a load of pretentious b******t.

We don't cease to play because we grow old, we grow old because we cease to play.