Don't ya just love Draccy Baby??? He's given us a tuning fork, a boob massager and a LadyShave all in one go! Bless You, Drac!

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...