How about Netherworks' "Scare Bear"? He's pretty cute if you don't put the bloody apron and hatchet in his hand. Plus there are a few really nice textures for him/her too and you can pose it.

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi