Actually,.....to give credit where credit is due,....it's a paraphrase from General Norman Schwatrzkopf,..........During an Operation Desret Storm news conference he was asked by a reporter to characterize a statement by an Iraqi General who said the Coalition forces were being beaten back on every front, he said "I would characterize that statement as bovine scatology".

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