@ANG 'May I ask... How is it done?' 1 Become an actor 2 Get picked to star in a really big movie - Gone With The Rings - Lord of the Wind - Car Stores - Sleeping Pussy Croaching Elephant etc 3 Suck up to as many big time Hollywood VIPs as you can two days before Oscar Night. (Sleep with them if necessary) 4 Win an Oscar for Best Anything You Can Think Of. 5 Take Pic of your oscar with a digital camera 6 Convert to B&W with PSP/PS 7 Import pic to Bryce Terrain Ed. 8 Fiddle with settings to suit 9 Render at gas mark 5 for 6 hours. 10 Post here! Sorry, but I've got a head cold and things are just a bit blurred atm.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...