Debasement in the Basement? Atrocities in the Attic? Skullduggery in the Doghouse? Pain in the Pantry? Bad deeds in the Bedroom? Harm in the Hallway? Disservice in the Diningroom? Lament in the Lavatory? Pestilence in the Parlor? Cutting Words in the Kitchen? Malevolence in the Music Room? Sinister Signs in the Solarium? Nefariousness in the Nursery? Carolly (and I'm hoping for skeletons in the closet, bad puns, and THE REST OF THE STORY!!!!)