ARGH!!! OK I am not an Xmassy type person and I am usually live and let live. But if you were a close neighbour to this guy could you imagine it? After making sure everyone in the family had spoons in their mouths for the repeated seizures they would suffer, the near misses from confused aircraft, the UFO's attempting to land...IT'S ONLY DEC FIRST!! Don't you think you might become a bit unhinged and at the very least make a late, late night visit with wire cutters?