UVDan...

Y'ever hear the story of the old magician and the love potion?

"It's a penny a bottle," he told the young man.

"Just a penny? Amazing! I'll take one!"

A month later, the young man came back, ragged, bruised and worn-out. Outside the shop, several women could be heard screaming and fighting with one another.

"Please, please, tell me there's an antidote!" he gasped. The magician put a little bottle on the counter.

"That'll be one thousand dollars, please."