Wow, you are the master of musclature. Doesn't it seem like Captain America's feet and ankles are too small? Is that why he doesn't have a "package"? The following is somewhat off topic and should only be read by those with questionable mental health. I was eating at Dennys the other day and at a nearby table the manager was interviewing a young lady in an extremely low cut dress for a waitress job. For some reason he kept bringing up how big his hands were. He was not subtle about it either. He would go "Wow, look how enourmous my hands are!" "Aren't they gigantic?"

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