LOL - I was going to call it gallows instead of framework but my sensitivities got the better of me. Can't believe you are all giving up so easy ! Have to wait and see who has got the sticking power for this one then.

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html