Oops, incomplete thought there...

With all the applications, and each one having different shortcut menus its hard to remember which ones do what.

CRS=Can't Remember Sh*t.

Sometimes I can't find my behind with both hands... ...call the wife to have her help look for it.

Last time I did she said (makes best Korean accent he can...)

"You loose a$$ long time ago! We move to Vegas baby, it go right here (pointing at my belly).

Ha! You loose mind long time be-pore we move Vegas!...

...sheep-poly-ma kay sicki... Tung-she-in pa-bo-ya!!!"

Basically put the last part says I'm a stupid son of a dog... ...in a nice way of course!

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy!