OK I'm back here it is. I don't carry all these things with me all the time. I usually know what I am going out to photograph and take along what I need some is here or there could be other things I take too. The most important omission from the pic is of course sandwich's, drink & sweets essential for any day out :) I take most stuff when I want to take landscapes as they seem to need the most gear and the least when I go out in the city when I will take just the camera in that little grey case on my belt with a spare battery and card. So here: Tripod, Remote, Close-up lens, Telephoto lens, Lens hood, String[essential for tying things back], Tape[same], Torch[useful], Bean Bag[homemade], Notebook/pen/pencil, Lens wipes, Memory cards, Batteries, Bin Liner[essential for kneeling or sitting on], Plastic bags[keep camera dry], Tissues, Filters, Sq Filters & holder.

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html