why do they always pick on Southerners?..;) (since I'm from El Paso, I don't count..you can't be a North Carolinian until Basketball is the staff of life, pork barbecue [pig in a blender, cum vinigar..ecchhh], and you know all the Andy of Mayberry episodes..;)
Maybe he meant 'armature'..like an electric motor or something..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)