We would like to offer everyone a extremely special coupon to purchase the items that may still be in your "Shopping Cart".

That would be nothing, since it seems people's shopping cart contents were lost in the move. :-D

Are they really switching to PHP? Does this mean no more Bondware? Or is Bondware switching to PHP?

People were complaining that Bondware was out of the Jurassic age. Maybe this will be a good thing. Eventually.

Or maybe we should file this under "be careful what you wish for..."