Keith - yeah, I heard that Apo causes "Trizophrenia". It's a debiltating disease whose symptoms include:

1. A compulsive restriction of one's diet to pizza (NO neopolitan cut - triangles ONLY! - it makes the patient fly into fits of random script writing!) and Trisquits.

2. Obsessive and repeated viewing of old THREE's Company reruns and listening to THREE Dog Night albums.

3. They don't play dominos - they play TRI-ominos.

4. Baseball players with this malady never score any runs because they won't leave THIRD base. Though they VERY rarely get there as they seem to like the idea of THREE strikes...

5. Likewise, adolescents with this addiction invariably get stuck at THIRD base on dates. ;-)

6. The only CHRISTmas song they can remember is "We THREE Kings".

7. They will only use Ultrafractal THREE point oh THREE if at all and then only use THREE layers.

8. They fail math classes because they insist that the value of pi is 3.1433333333333333333333333333333333__. (They rationalize that the "1" and "4" equal THREE because -1 + 4 = THREE.) This tends to make them poor, though certainly original, fractal formula writers and ill suited to writing machine code and designing digital circuitry as they work in TRInary rather than binary. They DO, however, excel in designing IC's with TRI-state outputs.

9. They are usually in total denial and unaware of their affliction and may snap aggressively if anyone points out their fixation on anything to do with the......number......THREEEEEEEEE - Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa!

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