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Subject: Marketplace Baby Kaption Kontest: ) [unoffical]


mrsparky ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 1:07 PM · edited Mon, 25 November 2024 at 6:48 PM

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I know it's annoying while things change over, I'm cheesed with the glitches too. So lets lighten things up a bit.

Make me laugh with a better caption and I'll give you a poser prize. No personal attacks. Keep it clean, keep it fun.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.



JHoagland ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:13 PM

Here are my captions. "Look at me! I'm so important and so vital to the new marketplace that the admins used a picture of me 'above the fold' instead of using this space to promote new products." Or: "Click me to see all the baby-related products for sale in the marketplace." Or: "What does a photograph of a baby have to do with digital products? Nothing, but you clicked on the image, didn't you?" Or: "Welcome to Renders R' Us- your online destination for all your digital baby products." --John


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Khai ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:16 PM

"quick, look at me and be soothed... me's cute.. don't look at the marketplace... look at me... thats it..."


ratscloset ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:38 PM

DAZ has the Mil Baby and Baby Dragon, CP has the Toon Baby and the Polar Baby, Rederosity had ... well nothing, so slapped my mug up here for all to see.

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aka John


Khai ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 2:44 PM

"welcome to the new Renderosity Baby Pics Blackmail Service. yes! if you don't keep up the easy monthly payments, your baby photos will be displayed here*...." *subject to child nudity guidelines. those with photo's that break this guideline will recieve a warning and be charged double blackmail.


destro75 ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 3:17 PM

"Mama! Look at what I made in my diaper! Click me to see!"


jartz ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 3:20 PM

"Baby made a boo-boo... Have no fear, RendoTikes is here..." --or somewhere between those lines Sorry, hope I don't get into trouble, but just had to put in a chuckle, but it's a start. A Classic Bookmark indeed Keep 'em coming.

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Starkdog ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 5:39 PM

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drifterlee ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 6:46 PM

See the new store with your OWN eyes, because you'll never believe what a mess we made of it unless you see it for yourself!!


Ardiva ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 7:38 PM

"Click me and I cry"



Shardz ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 8:35 PM

"Learn to crawl, this place is slower than ever." Or; "I'll be 35 by the time you find what you're looking for!"


Acadia ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 8:47 PM · edited Tue, 17 January 2006 at 8:51 PM

What about "Help! I was thrown out with the bath water!"

OR

"Gah! Gah! Gah!" With a button that says "Enter MP" that has a circle with a red X inside it?

OR

"Gah! Gah! Gah! Major construction ahead"

OR

"Gah! Gah! Gah! Enter at your own risk!"

OR

"MUMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!"

Message edited on: 01/17/2006 20:51

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able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi



odeathoflife ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 10:52 PM

"baby made a boom boom!!" -Homer Jay Simpson

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Foxseelady ( ) posted Tue, 17 January 2006 at 11:57 PM

Hug me, kiss me, crawl with me! :)


MyCleverName ( ) posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 4:25 AM

"Renda is my REAL mommy."


lmckenzie ( ) posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 4:48 AM

Keep buying or we'll shoot this baby!

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DrunkMonkey ( ) posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 12:38 PM · edited Wed, 18 January 2006 at 12:40 PM

"Before you open the marketplace to look at what's in it, open up my diaper and take a look at what's in it first!" "You lookin' at me? You lookin' at ME?"

Message edited on: 01/18/2006 12:40


LostinSpaceman ( ) posted Wed, 18 January 2006 at 2:21 PM

"I made a stinky in my Diapie! So'd the MP!"


mrsparky ( ) posted Wed, 25 January 2006 at 1:05 PM

The konest has now finished And the 'winner' is Shardz. A IM has to been sent to you confirming this. In case you don't see it. What you've won is the chance to choose any ONE item, of your choice, from the nice people at Vanishing Point. Who've kindly supplied the prize. Admins -you can lock this one if you like as it's run it's course now. Hopefully it's given you guys (and girls) in the office a giggle as well.

Pinky - you left the lens cap of your mind on again.



Shardz ( ) posted Wed, 25 January 2006 at 7:04 PM

Thanks so much for the amusing contest, and I think it came at a time when people really needed the laugh. There were some great entries that generated some chuckles over here for sure! And the great news is, the baby picture is finally gone! Yay! LOL! Thanks again, this was a nice surprise!


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