...mmph..ahem...ermm...I have..(this is that rostisausagey site, isn't it?)..well..OK, here goes:

I have been requested by Mr Pearce's au pair, Michele's, second assistant's assistant toothbrush-cosy designer, to inform the regulators of this establishment, or their representatives,assemblymen, attorneys, commissioners, congressmen, congresswomen, councilmen, councillors, councilpersons, councilwomen, counselors, delegates, deputies, lawyers, legislators, members, messengers, reps, salesmen, senators, spokesmen, spokeswomen, or any other persons who may stand as rendersausage's proxies that Mr Pearce will not be attending business at the said establishment until Mr Pearce is furnished with a, and I quote, "Kryptonite card".

Yours respectfully

Stilton Cheeseworth, Butler and valet to Mr Pearce.

Message edited on: 01/20/2006 16:18