EtchASketch makes a nice inexpensive laptop. Just shake to reboot. (Good luck, Rod. I went the easy route and just bought an HP from the local Staples).

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy